Happy Halloween!
To celebrate this ghoulish holiday, let's invent a recipe for Halloween Stew. (For the record, I'm a vegetarian, so this is definitely a make-believe recipe!)
5 slithering snakes
2 timid toads
10 crispy caterpillars
1 gallon of gorilla spit
2 jars of jumping bean juice
Mix all ingredients together. Add 4 pounds of scary spiders. Season with dog dandruff.
Cook until trick-or-treaters show up at your door. Bring out your Halloween Stew, and watch everyone run away screaming.
What would you put in YOUR Halloween Stew? Happy Pumpkin Day!
